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  1. Tuesday, 20th July, '10

    Ways To Be Seen at a Party

    1. Be taller, bigger than the ones around you.

    2. Be louder than the ones around you, and make sure people really hear you.

    3. Jump up and down, using other people’s shoulders as leverage if you have to.

    4. Break something or make a scene.

    5. Climb up on stage and grab the microphone.

    6. Get naked.

    7. Tell a riveting story that lasts long enough for other people to finish their conversations and turn to listen to you.

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